Friday, September 01, 2006

The Targets - September 1, 2006


Thrill is gone at MTV Video Music Awards - "When a wooden politician delivers the best line of the MTV Music Video Awards, you know the thrill is gone."

Off-Camera at the VMAs: What You Didn't See - "At the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards, some of the most memorable moments happened off-camera. Here's some of what you didn't see:" -- I didn't want to see any of it.

VMAs: Who had the best performance? - "You don't have to tell me I've turned into a cranky old man -- last night's deeply dull MTV Video Music Awards was reminder enough."

NBC turns to Pink for football anthem - "NBC made the interesting choice of pop star Pink to create the network's anthem for Sunday night football. The song is called Waiting All Day for Sunday Night and it's described as "a re-worked version of Joan Jett's I Hate Myself for Loving You. It premieres before NFL football debuts on NBC on Sept. 10." -- Now, while I respect Pink more than say other current pop "artists", I have to question: was this really necessary?

How They Spent Their Summer Vacations... - "Summer's almost gone (sniff!), but here are a few stars -- Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey, and others -- who made the most of it." -- Because my life is so pathetic I want to know this?

Chicks row looms large for country music liberals - "Ever since the Dixie Chicks were boycotted by radio stations for insulting President George W. Bush in 2003, country music liberals have felt under siege but that doesn't mean there aren't any in Nashville. ... The difference is some shout louder than others, and those who might agree with the Dixie Chicks often keep quiet."

DVD releases memorialize September 11 anniversary - "With the fifth anniversary of the September 11 attacks approaching, several new DVDs touch upon the tragic events of that day."

Muslim Group Offended by Mercury Party - "A Muslim leader has criticized plans to honor late Queen frontman Freddie Mercury with a huge beach party this weekend."

'Star Trek': The original, CGI-ed for your... pleasure? - "I urge everyone to remain calm and remember, I am only the messenger: As rumored, the original 79 episodes of Star Trek — a sci fi Pentateuch for many — will return to syndication on Sept. 16. With... CGI revisions. EVERYBODY SIT DOWN, PLEASE. Thank you." -- WTF? This is similar to ruining classic b/w television shows and movies by colorizing them.

Stern: Uncut, Uncensored - "Sirius Satellite Radio announced Thursday that it would broadcast a Labor Day Weekend marathon of the shock jock's classic material culled from more than 23,000 hours and spanning two decades of his radio show."

iTunes Movie Store Details Emerge: $14.99 Per New Movie - "Some hard details regarding Apple's rumored iTunes Movie Store have crept out this morning, with word that Apple will be selling new release movies for $14.99 and back catalog movies for $9.99 perhaps as early as this month, according to reports. Of course, these movies would then be viewable on the iPod. But what use is a movie store if there's no movies?" -- I still do not want to watch a movie on my freakin' iPod!

Why film critics matter - "People always have to wring their hands over something, don’t they?"

Women spend two-and-a-half years on their hair - "She will spend the equivalent of just under two YEARS of her life washing, styling, cutting, colouring, crimping and straightening her locks in salons or at home."

Rap star plans performance - "Vanilla Ice is still sizzlin' - on the college circuit anyway."

FordLink Gives Pickup Truck Drivers Web Access, More - "You know wireless broadband is getting ubiquitous when even Ford pickup trucks are equipped with tablet PCs hooked up to the net."

Belt Lighter, Like a Cancer Inducing Batman Utility Belt - "Sometimes the simplest ideas end up being the most convenient. The buckle on this belt is actually a removable lighter."

Teacher Says You've Been Naughty - "Scores Las Vegas donated $2,500 to the struggling district after hosting a randy back-to-school event called "Detention" featuring strippers dressed — albeit briefly — as teachers, schoolgirls and librarians, who took it all off and performed lap dances for the cause, the Associated Press reports."

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